Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019

Two Tube Transfer

When having a threesome and the guy is ready to nut, he nuts half of his load in one person, clenches and deliver the second half of his nut to the other person.

Omg! Jonathan is so talented, he was fucking me and my girlfriend when he did a two tube transfer!

by batnuts November 30, 2019

Two-toned Tony

When the head of the penis is lighter than the bottom half of the penis.

Girl 1:I heard Johnny had a two-toned tony

by Two-toned tiny December 8, 2020

two pissholes in a snowbank

Two pissholes in a snowbank

I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”

by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023

Two-Faced entendre

Someone/Some person that has almost two different personalities (normally; good/bad side)

She's such a two-faced entendre, one day she's nice, another day she's like a demon!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.

I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.

by np073189 December 17, 2015

Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020