Nerd Swag

1) being cool among the nerds, (with merch, skill, or knowledge) as to emulate the confidence and boss-ness of the "swag" popular kids
2) the element of nerd confidence, derived from his or her fandom (and knowledge of that fandom)
3) jokingly used when someone is trying to have "swag" but everyone knows they're a total nerd

1) person A: "woah, did you see him just blast through the whole of assassin's creed in like, 15 minutes? That's insane!”
Person B: " didn't you know? He's a master of the nerd swag"

by fall_out_panic_at_the_chemical May 21, 2015

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

pretty nerd

my friend group, theyre seriously so cute and hot like omg

"did you see that pretty nerd? yeah those are my discord friends"

by cottonfloof March 26, 2021

nerd-a-licious

When something or someone is more nerdy than usual this would be nerd-a-licious

Joe: Hey sarah I love those glasses, very nerd-a-licious !
Sarah: Thanks I just started wearing them

by blonde_chick122 December 11, 2009

Nerd Feeder

To provide information to enthusiast a.k.a nerds that is irrelevant to others.

What is the reason for the specializations in Halo 4?
Oh that is just "nerd feeder".

by SUPERDUPERBAM September 4, 2013

Facebook Nerd

Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.

This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"

Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black

by Faerduron October 16, 2012

Meat Nerd

A person who has an unusual fascination with penises. This person knows every fact and stat that one could know when it comes to the male genitalia.

Have you noticed Tammy never looks you in the eye when she talks to you!

I know man she always is staring at my crotch! She’s such a meat nerd!

by Butcherboy USA October 29, 2021