Stoned Illuminati

Telegram Channel

Hey I got that fire exotic from Stoned Illuminati!

by ThirdEyeHoz November 9, 2023

Clayton Stone

A guy with a little Penis, who likes to be on top when he takes it up the butt!

You are a Clayton Stone!

by Lineman_20 February 4, 2020

stone age parenting

When your parents take all of your electronic shit as punishment.

Little Billy keeps getting D's on his report card. It looks like it's time for some stone age parenting.

by Shit paper March 15, 2019

Josh Stone

When you play fortnite and apex legends too much

"Wow, he is such a Josh Stone!"

by SAS RECRUIT S9WR February 13, 2019

Stone Mason

When someone is very bad at basketball (especially at shooting) and bricks everything.

Bobbio ova dare is a stone mason, he can't shoot for CwAp!

by Rice Cat June 8, 2017

Stonely

When a person is stoned and lonely.

I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.

by Robotron3k December 17, 2022

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023