Four Second Forrester

Michael Scott has a problem. He can't stay up longer than 4 seconds...giving him the name "Four Second Forrester"

Dude, he's a Four Second Forrester
Hahahaha, not another one!!

by dirtheads101 March 31, 2011

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second-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-great-grandchild / Second-cousin's grandchild.

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.

by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021

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the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second

You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it

by nicku1006 July 17, 2025

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Second date dance

The second date dance is commonly known as when the guy preforms an agressive and weird dance infront of the girl to impress her. This usually happens in about 80% of second dates.

"Yeah. He did the second date dance and idk if i should go for a third date because he didn't do the dance right."

by biscuits4life April 10, 2024

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second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

by FiendishT August 21, 2009

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