Damn, I had no idea Pete could jump that high! That head fake really put him in the popcorn machine.
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Get the Popcorn machine mug.While at work, to use the bathroom for before lunch/break. Usually an average of 10 minutes, however it’s not unusual to last up to 30 minutes. Bathroom use does not necessarily have to happen.
Julian: where are you going Luke? It’s not lunch yet for another 15 minutes!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
Luke: I know, guess I’ll just have to use the Mexican Time Machine!
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What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
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