Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.

Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman

by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021

Robert

Huuuuugggeee Dick

This dude Robert had a massive cock

by Duckshrbrbfn November 23, 2021

Robert

Robert is a very handsome young man who eats Hookers.

Robert eats Hookers.

by EndyIsHere November 23, 2021

Robert

He played IronMan He is so cool and has infinite rizz

I wish I was like robert

by Randompersonwhodisctatesword May 29, 2023

Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

robert

biggest penis it broke me

ow robert you broke me

by robertpenisbrokeme June 6, 2023

Roberted

To have a big nose, be a cheater, be ugly, be mean, to have multiple guns, and to be scary.

He is so roberted, he has a really big gun!

by Lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalal June 6, 2023