big poop

Jordan Cooper; in other words his real name.

BP, Big, Big Poop.

boy: "Hey BP , howd you do on that history test?"

Jordan Cooper: why the fu*k is my nickname a piece of shit???

boy: not my problem that s YOUR name......

by the Anii Man February 7, 2017

street poop

The end result of Indian food.

"In India, baby curry hopes to one day grow up to be street poop."

by KiggerNike June 14, 2023

car poop

the black snow/ice stuff that gathers behind your tires in winter, then falls off at random

dude... sorry but i think my car pooped in your driveway

by nursemom January 2, 2010

Hula Pooping

When one poops in a perfect spiral, like off the pictures. It requires some skill and is performed by pooping while moving your hips in a gyrating circular motion, as if using a hula hoop while taking a crap.

Hula Pooping:
Bro 1: Yo dude, check this dookie I just laid in the toilet. It's perfectly symmetrical.
Bro 2: Yo man, it looks like soft serve ice cream, how'd you do that?
Bro 1: Easy bro, I hula pooped that s***

by Poopey wieners December 20, 2012

crappy poop

when something is crappy as well as poopy

mike rosen smells like crappy poop

by james Calwagger <33333333 May 30, 2008

College Poop

When you share a dorm room in college and you have to shit but don't want your new roomie to know you just took a shit, so you take a quick one. Hence the college poop.

Can be taken during a commercial break...3-5min.

"I was with Sara, my new roommate, and I really needed to shit. So I took a college poop."

by 4TheTheTheThes January 4, 2012

poop pot

A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.

see also Andrew Geraci

Andrew Geraci, you are a poop pot.

by klo103 February 22, 2011