Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

Staten Island

If Manhattan and the Jersey Shore have a baby.

Man 1: Ayo, yous finna go to Staten Island?
Man 2: Nahhh let’s just chill at Sea Side instead.
Man 1: Ight Bet.

by PimpPancho August 21, 2019

Island Hamster

A frail looking male, usually below 5 foot 6 inches and 120lbs. Has no regard for hygiene and sometimes smells like beef jerky. Participates in recreational drug use, or usually some form of pills. Usually lives in a white trash trailer park and leaches off the government.

You should’ve seen this island hamster at Walmart. He was like 5 foot nothing and had flies following him around.

by Godawgs1975 February 4, 2022

Jekyll Island

Jekyll island is a fictional place where Georgia residents are tricked into thinking they are on vacation. In reality, they are being studied by the Illuminati and experience weird anomalies that are often overlooked as coincidences.

My friends and I are headed down to Jekyll island for the weekend, I hope I don’t get that strange feeling about it again.

by TotallyRealExpert July 18, 2023

Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025

Islandism

Living in a separate world from others considered to be in your sphere. As in how an island is separated from a main body.

They never thought they would be living in islandism in the middle of such a crowded city.

by pkatiza July 11, 2018

Fencing the island

Impeding traffic flow.
Driving slow in the fast lane. Purposely speeding up during passing gaps, then slowing down during congested areas. Often using semi-trucks in the art.

She's fencing the island. She's even watching in her rearview mirror laughing at me. Does this qualify for road rage?!

by Xanalu September 14, 2025