real nigga holiday

Any real nigga that takes a holiday isn't a real nigga, real nigga holidays don't exist, fake niggas made these up because they can only be real for a limited amount of time. only fake niggas take holidays. A real nigga is a real nigga 24/7,365, rain or shine, even when they are sick they still be out there real niggin'
earl: man, tyrese is always out there real niggin' he needs a real nigga holiday

tod: nah, he a REAL nigga, only fake niggas take real nigga holidays
by jump the fence May 22, 2019
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Real Hood Nigga

An awesome sauce friend who you love to hang with and always have fun with.
Mason: Dude I just shit in a bathtub
Logan:Mason you're a real hood nigga
Mason:sweet now let's go fuck with louis.
by Realh00dn1gga April 30, 2011
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Real nigga radio

amy:"did you have sex with kelly?"
Tom:"yea!"
amy:"seriously?"
Tom:"Real nigga radio"
by LalaBx March 20, 2009
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ah real monsters

an exclamation representing the act of spazzing or going insane. it can also be used to describe a person who is very anal about a particular thing.
1) are your parents still ah real monsters about dating
2) omg my parents bought me a new car i was spazzing out liek AH REAL MONSTERS
by Vijay Vishwanath September 14, 2008
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Lil' fo Real

One who repeats without reason or provocation the words, "prolly" "aint gonna lie" and "fo real" either singularly or in randomly assembled patterns.
Me: "Yo, what up Lil' fo Real?"
B: "Ain't gonna lie."
Me: "Excuse me?"
B: "Fo real."
Me: "Are you fucked up?"
B: "Prolly."
Me: "Maybe you should lie down."
B: "Ain't gonna lie, fo real, prolly."
by Darshmo April 07, 2006
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Real Cold Karl

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws
"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"
by gatorman245435 February 24, 2008
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