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Euro Bro.

Anyone in the car scene who likes European cars and shits on Japanese engineering.
Riley:Hey,what cars are you into?
Christian:I'm a fucking Euro Bro. Sim simma,who got the keys to mah bimma?!?
by Ct_944turbo March 6, 2017
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bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.
"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"
by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017
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Linux Bro

A Linux user who breaks down if anything uses over 1Mb of RAM. To them, everything is bloat, their preferred programs are objectively the best, and you suck at computers.

Often found in forums or other social apps ranting about how you should be using vim.
Person 1: “Network manager is bloat, also Ubuntu bad”
Person 2: “Yeah ok, Linux bro.
by SooshMeow December 14, 2021
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The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.
"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"
by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
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bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.
"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."
by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022
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Over-Bro

noun 1. An Alpha Bro that holds dominion of other lesser bros within his social sphere.
As the Over-Bro entered the night club, the other bros parted to let him walk to the bar.
by JMgreek February 17, 2022
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bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.
Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.
by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015
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