Your mom

What I did last night

Guy 1 - Yo, what did you do last night

Me - erm, your mom

Random guy - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by LaydeeLozza October 16, 2008

Your Mom

Best comeback ever created.

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"

by Master of comebacks. January 16, 2010

ur mom

a word for loss of intellignet words or merely an answer to a question you dont know.

"o crap, my pencil!"
"o crap, your mom!"

by Sarah eliz. December 28, 2005

nazi mom

generally a older woman who, thru constant nagging and bitching has slowly drained the will to live from everyone around her, usually has children most of which have become either spineless little shits or overbearing pseudo-nazis thru the same process, eventually one of the children becomes so evil that the nazi mom dies from food poison like symptoms, or she dies from some good soul pushing her in front of a bus...

nazi mom: nag nag nag bitch bitch bitch, do some pointless task purely for my sick sadistic pleasure.

children: yes mother...

evil child: DIE BITCH!!!!

nazi mom: arghh!!!!

by MattBcc November 2, 2007

Soccer Mom

A woman who takes a nasty, stinky dump all over a soccer ball, then proceeds to lick every bit of it off, while masturbating to naked pictures of Bea Arthur.

I thought I was into skat, but that soccer mom showed me that I have yet to explore the finer points of fecal fetishes.

by Brak January 27, 2005

Jon's Mom

An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.

"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"

by cookah December 24, 2008

colins mom

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

by colins mom April 18, 2004