Noob

Obviously someone who extremely good at everything. Video games, school, and a great friend. Not bad at anything either.

Man that man is such a noob.

by Anonymous 184753 February 7, 2019

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Noob

somebody who is new to the game or preferably by the 10 year olds on xbox "somebody who killed you"

Gets a mega good Xbox kill
Random Kid: Noob, I fucked your mom!
Mom: w-we were gonna tell you

by IDK94068039 July 5, 2020

noob

someone dead at the game

your such a noob

by coolboy_111111 June 23, 2018

noob

racial slur

noob

by lb March 24, 2021