massive cock licker

Your friend after he dosent want to play the escapists 2

Friend: I don’t want to play the escapists dude
You: you’re a massive cock licker

by niklikescock April 29, 2022

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 6, 2003

carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 11, 2007

lockeduptoolie

an excellent memepage with great content that’ll make you laugh out loud

“aye bro you saw that new lockeduptoolie post?”

by TOOLIESLEAN July 9, 2021

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

lickerotion

When you lick a womans fanny
so much that it becomes sore and erodes

'Hey Mandy can I give you some oral licking pleasure' Mandy replies 'I'm sorry you can't do it today as I have Lickerotion from yesterdays session'

by beemabird March 23, 2008

lockee

A stupid person who can't pass the national standards for academics. He keeps bragging about his dick size but it's usually about 5 millermeters. He basically has the mussels of a chicken. He thinks he's a gangster but really he's cancer. The only sport he can play is checkers and he can't even play that well.

Lockee is a gay ass crap hole who no one likes.

by Hdhshsnd January 7, 2018