Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine

When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.

Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"

by levered_lloyd April 21, 2021

harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats

elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio

by apeuprising June 22, 2022

Right Leaning Liberal

Somebody who dislikes woke ideology, political correctness, and votes Republican but doesn't have any actual conservative values or principles. They usually rail against feminism, LGBT culture, or racial grievance ideology but combine this with a dislike or even hatred of Christianity and Christian morals. At best they are Christian in name only. Some of them only vote Republican for the low taxes. They particularly despise any semblance of sexual morality and are often worse sexual degenerates then even the people on the left are. Either that or they have a completely hypocritical set of morals that glorifies promiscuity when men do it and only selectively looks down on it when women are doing it whereas actual conservatives look down on both men and women who are promiscuous. They usually talk about how great the 1970s or 80s were rather then the 1950s like conservatives do. They usually have false beliefs about what makes you conservative to begin with and try to sell old fashioned liberalism as conservatism. Groups of right leaning liberals would include...

- Frat Boys and Sorority Girls
- White Trash
- Pick up artists
- Some people on 4chan
- Most libertarians
- Anybody who declares themselves to be "fiscally conservative but socially liberal."
- A lot of self described "anti SJWs."

The Republican Party has been flooded with right leaning liberals, we have to be careful to make sure we do not lose our conservative values because of them.

by CrusaderKing02 April 22, 2023

How to be a liberal 101

Just call things dumb or insane or unhinged. It's easy. You can do it to ANYTHING. ABOUT anything. Seriously. Go on YouTube right now. FIND a conservative video. And then google a historical precedent that contradicts the information in the video. Record yourself watching the video after you've done this. Every 30 seconds call the guy making the video unhinged or dumb or insane and throw in the previously stated historical contradiction and BOOM! You're Hasan... Or Destiny.... It's free money. You get enough viewer and you will start to get invited to shit like Pearl or Andrew (Who is one of my finest students btw) or Destiny again.

Hym "Thank you for joining my class: 'How to be a liberal 101.' It works the same way with conservatives except you also get to throw in the BIBLICAL precedent everyone once and a while. And Lauren is hot. Would breed, 100%. OH! THAT'S WHO JOAN LOOKS LIKE! IT'S JOAN! SO fucking hot!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old school idea of it but in a way of the hippies they may not agree with the modern-day ideals of the Liberals though they do have a lot of progressive ideals but they believe you should be nice to everybody even conservatives and people you don't agree with a flower liberal given that name puts on lot of vintage and retro clothing from the 60s and 70s or something similar they're mostly musicians or artists types or even poets something else what sets them apart from normal everyday modern liberals is there conspiracy bent like they're putting poison in their water or the government emotes virus on purpose

John is such a flower liberal he wants love and peace and he even loves conservatives even

by flowerliberal April 5, 2024

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is someone who is a liberal in an old-fashioned sense with aspects of countercultural ideals like the hippies something else that sets them apart from most liberals is their desire to work with everybody they disagree with even conservatives some of them may even have somewhat of a conspiracy bent like they believe that the government is putting Plastics in food and water they may even think the government remotes hate Division and violence on purpose generally speaking a flower liberal is somebody who remotes peace and love to everybody even if they disagree with them are the name most of them take influence from the 60s and 70s even to their fashion they have a care-free attitude

John is such a flower liberal he says mann lot and he wants both liberals conservatives and everyone black and white just to come together

by flowerliberal April 5, 2024

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is somebody who takes influence from the 60s and 70s what sets them apart from today's Democrats is there willing to work with everyone they disagree with even conservatives and they try to love everybody it's a mix between old-school liberalism and counterculture ideals another thing that sets them apart is they may have a conspiracy bent like the government puts Plastics in our food and water or the government remotes bad vibes on purpose given the name a person like this may wear a bunch of clothing influenced by the 60s and 70s one of the biggest beliefs is anti- hatred they more believe in changing the heart and not so much the mine

Amy is such a flower liberal she has tie-dye and Flowers in her hair and she says it doesn't matter if we're liberal or conservative black or white mann we got to love all

by flowerliberal!!! April 5, 2024