The Ketchup Rule

You gotta lick all the ketchup

ketchup rule boy

The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it

by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019

Jay Ketchum

a nigga who could fight and hates it when peolle try to fight his fights. a sad person, big pickle, loves anime of course, and has like 383747474747 exes possibly more than your parents credit score

Jay Ketchum / Hot Nigga

by reprisal September 27, 2019

National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

Jays Ketamine

The Beloved Powder which Jay Caffola holds close to his heart

Jays Ketamine really tastes good

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Dirty Keturah

Shoving a thermometer in a girl’s vagina. Typically done when doing cosplay as doctor/nurse and patient.

They were having fun in the bedroom and she started to “not feel well”. So he gave her a dirty keturah

by 116thiccboi95 April 1, 2020

sexup ketchup

The act where you grab your partner's ears until they bleed, put it all in a cup, pour it on one's genital's, and have your partner lick it up.

Man 1:Dude, Kelly wouldn't shut up until I gave her a Sexup Ketchup
Man 2:Awesome, I usually follow up with a pharaoh cocker.
Man 1:Cool

by BrebBrob April 5, 2020

Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp

Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’

by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020