july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 10

National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day! 🥵

Aww thanks for the kiss by why.
It’s July 10th National kiss your bsf that’s now your gf day!
Ohhh

by Justinisgoofy April 11, 2023

July 31

National Heiffer Day
Fat bulky women that dress like fucking whores.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT BITCHES RUNNING AROUND? MUST BE JULY 31st.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FAT WHORES? OH WAIT ITS NATIONAL HEIFFER DAY!!!
THIS FAT BITCH IS SO FUCKING UGLY WHY SHE HERE? SHE SUPPORTING HER DAY!!!!!
I HATE THESE FAT HEIFFERS BUT ITS THEIR DAY SO WHATEVA.

by fatwhorebiothvhchoochluva April 24, 2023

July 7th

this is the day where swifties will be listening to speak now taylors version on repeat

July 7th? Isn’t that the day Speak Now Taylor’s Version released?

by elletheswiftie May 6, 2023

july 7

the day god said fuck your relationship heres a real man

bb gun dates dude on "july 7"

by dani mcubetoes September 20, 2023

Me julie

Referring to me mates mum who enjoys getting fingered

Usually a work colleagues mum who is as loose as they come aka me Julie

by Jizzterine September 21, 2023

8 July

the most secretly-sweet people with ingenious jokes in the world... people who really have depth in their thoughts and beliefs
They are also SO stupid when they are spontaneous, like naturally people doubt their nature sometimes

my favorite p3rson was born on this date, I don't think we can work out but I definitely want him to be okay

-I think it came from an old French film, I mean, the guy who was born on 8 july

by cZio September 22, 2023