Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.

Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often

by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021

Jordan

A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.

Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...

by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 5, 2018

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.

I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022

Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan."

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

Jordan Swilling

Gay for baseball; is a stud

I am Jordan Swilling and I fucking love this shit.

by Jmanthebomb June 3, 2018

jordan guidotti

jordan guidotti is a type of person you want to get backshots from and want his penis in your mouth because it will give a mouthful of sperm he is so sexy usually brown curly hair and medium height he has the biggest penis you'll ever see

"have you had sex with jordan guidotti yet his penis is so big i want more of it"

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024