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New Jersey Turnpike

Sex act when a man ejaculates into a woman’s asshole, then she farts the semen into the man’s mouth who then pukes it up into the woman’s vagina, impregnating her. An act defined by Adam Friedland on the comedy podcast, Cumtown
Adam Friedland was conceived by his parents during a New Jersey Turnpike
by Zamboni_Man March 20, 2023
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new jersey cartwheel

A sexual act in which a male puts both his legs behind his head, and lays flat on his back while he is naked. The male then has a female partner give him the act of pegging.
Female: Yo babe, tonight, I wanna do something a little freaky. I want to do a New Jersey Cartwheel
Male: I think we need to see other people
by Sacrid May 4, 2016
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burning jerseys

When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.

Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.
1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.

1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!
by papa tuna August 26, 2017
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jersey burner

When you titty fuck a chick and leave a shit stain on her stomach.
I was titty fucking this chick after I ate tacos and gave her a jersey burner
by Serluke145 July 28, 2014
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Jersey

A girl who is rather smart and nice, but can also be wild and lit. A person who has the name "Jersey" can think that she is ugly, when in truth everyone thinks she is beautiful.
Random boy: "Damn, that girl is wild!"
Random boy's friend: "Man, That's because her name is Jersey."
by Tardisofatimelord August 13, 2017
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New jersey

New Jersey is between DE, PA, NY and the ocean. If you were from the part of New Jersey outside New York, you're from North Jersey (not New York), and if you're from the part of New Jersey outside Philly, you're from South Jersey (not Philly). Most people from New Jersey already know that and would have it no other way. Going to Philly for events, dining, shopping, to visit people, and so on isn't having started life there. Knowing a few people there doesn't make them the people you started your life around.
New Jersey is between a lot of different things.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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Jersey shore fist pump

Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically
In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club
by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017
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