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An Italian Job

A sexual position in which the man places his penis between the woman's buttocks (no anal penetration) and rubs up and down until orgasm. A way of simulating intercourse without risking pregnancy and the woman's virginity.
"We were both horny, but she didn't want to get knocked up, so I gave her an Italian job
by Nitrosimp January 20, 2024
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The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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The Italian Bead

The process of shoving raw pasta in your ass packet by packet and letting it marinate for 5-10 days until you finally release the bottom one causing a jenga effect. This is then served as a dish
Im midst way through The italian bead
by NewJork January 15, 2026
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Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.
-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana
by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020
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the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war
-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.
by Cosbirius May 20, 2020
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Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley
Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.
by LibnLou February 22, 2021
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