Emo Pimp

A boy who pretends to be part of the "emo scene" usualy 16-17 who preys upon the younger girls usualy 13-14-15 and because of how tight his girl pants are, and how skinny he is. usually about 130. and the cool shirts who wears, combined with thick black rimmed glasses, and his "scene" hair. in the years 2005, 2006 the emo pimps have been getting into really HOT girls pants by telling them that they are emo and care about their feelings. then the young girls are ditched the next by the emo pimps,and the emo pimps break it off using phrases such as "im too afraid of my heart being broken" or " i think im still in love with my ex" and then the young girls cant get mad at the emo boy because they are afraid to make them cry.

Emo Pimps Would NOT be able to get any girls if they dressed and acted like a normal person. plain and simple

by Greg Niemi September 28, 2006

Emo Pirate

A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.

"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"

by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005

emo pictures

pictures emo kids take. that must be either
how to
1.look either up or to the side. NEVER look directly at the camera
2.no smiling is allowed under any circumstances
3.usually the person takes their picture themselves.
4.from the upper right or left hand corner where you can barely see your face.
5.get a side part and have it cover half you face.
6.you can also try mirror pictures of yourself holding the camera. those work too. Be sure to look like you are completly depressed.

did you see toms new pictures. they are so emo, what a fag. I'll never take emo pictures, I'm wayyyy too hardcore.

by owned June 1, 2004

emo poser

Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.

Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!

by suicidalgurl666 August 17, 2006

Emo Illusion

1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.

1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."

by Applesxx July 25, 2010

2016 emo

Likes tøp, fob, and most grunge alt. rock from the 90's and 2000's. Has a fringe and either black or non natural hair color. A lot of piercings. Either is gay/lesbian/" figured it out yet" or an abusive straight relationship. Watches an excessive amount of Dan and Phil/Markiplier/Cryotic/Jacksepticeye/Pewdiepie. Also religiously contributes to fandoms of the people listed above or television shows such as Supernatural and American Horror Story. Very non athletic. Probably middle to low class. Cuts themselves for reasons unknown. I guess nobody understands them and that's how they shall be until 2017 emo comes out.

Tara and Lucy were best friends in middle school. Lucy moved away to California. Tara was left without any friends for high school because she outspokenly hated them thinking she would be just fine with Lucy. All things went awry ,and at her high school the next year she became 2016 emo.

by can'thandle2016help November 27, 2016

Emo person

Emo's are stereotyped as depressed people who cut, and have dark hair that covers 3/5 of their face, they wear converse, girl pants, and tight shirts. Okay, who came up with that. So, not true. Not even close. And emo person is someone who feels emotions very strongly. Hint, the word emo. Whether it be happy, sad, mad, whatever. And they don't have to dress or look a certain way either! Also, not all emo's cut. Some do some don't. Cutting, writing, going off alone, whatever, they do it as a way to express their emotion or release what they feel.

Oh and BTW not all emo chicks are crazy about sex___

"Who the hell needs a fucking example, if you don't get it from my definition you're dumb!"

by A ClASSiC EM0 diSASTER August 29, 2005