Check

To crash or die.

How I’ve been feeling lately I think I’m about to check.

by Slimegetem August 13, 2024

dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.

Honey! I just got my dickie check today

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

check bread

when one subway employee, closest to the oven, examines the confectionary item.bread check

Frank was serving a costumer and couldn't get to the bread in the oven so he uttered "check bread" to paul. Paul then examined the bread and determined that the bread was ready to be removed.

by The WGW October 12, 2011

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Dad check

It’s when someone is a furry or dream Stan

Emely:I’m a dream Stan

Jim:dad check

*everyone liked that*

by Urmoderinmybedhehe November 5, 2021

check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008