Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland

That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.

by I'm not as think as you drunk May 18, 2014

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

AI-Car code

Its easy

AI-Car code
if(goingToHitStuff() == true) {

don't();
}

by Squiffi October 15, 2020

Car guy weeb

A type of guy that are into cars and anime

Person 1: is there anything you’re into besides anime?

Person 2: yep I’m also a car guy myself

Person 1: so that makes you a car guy weeb

Person 2: absolutely right sir

by Antonime March 23, 2021

car dealer tv

non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.

there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!

sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!

car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...

i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...

have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!

by michael foolsley April 19, 2018

Flaming Cable Car

The act of passing gas in an elevator and then stepping out and sending it on to the next unsuspecting user of said elevator.

John walks into an elevator, passes gas, and then steps off and allows it to go to the next floor where Cindy is waiting, thus becoming a victim of the Flaming Cable Car.

by MattEvans November 3, 2011

muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.

I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.

by 1longdickdaddyfromcincinatti May 19, 2015