Cap screw bullshit

The exact order in which 2k cheats you, first you start with the cap which is mfs start making literally everything. The screw is the sustained cap and eventually the bullshit in which 2k robs the game from you.

Bro, we were up 87-64 with 3:21 to go in the third quarter. At the end of the quarter it is now 89-82. Like what kinda cap screw bullshit is that!?!

by NBA 2k 24 May 18, 2024

CaP

Cap - To Chuck a Piss....

C.A.P = Chuck A Piss

guy 1: hey man gonna cap
guy2: Ok, Hurry Up

by Aidenitoo August 25, 2009

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down

Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

by dripping cock May 31, 2022

Cap on a Goat

Expression of when something goes wrong.

Henry: Dude, how's the code coming along?

Andrew: Cap on a Goat, it's not.

by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021

CAP

A lie or something not true

Thats CAP

by AXZID_14 January 6, 2021