by mesatron July 2, 2016
Get the Calling off Dougmug. pronounced: fone-call, noun
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation
a fake phone call,
a pretend phone call, usually faked to get out of a certain situation
mom: hey, why did you come home so lat last night?
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*
guy: ring ring, sorry, got a 'phone call'
*picks up phone and makes a faux-ne call*
by stellimonsta May 7, 2011
Get the faux-ne callmug. A phrase only used by the mothers of teenagers. This phrase is often found in the voice mail box of children who haven't checked in with their parners in several hours.
mother: Jason? It's Mom. I called Michaels mother and she said you left two left hour ago? Call back asap!
by getyourshitogether April 11, 2015
Get the call back asapmug. The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison
by TopM June 29, 2016
Get the call center prettymug. What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.
by ZQT43 March 12, 2014
Get the call centre congamug. Threw caution to the wind; did something crazy in a moment of utter rage. Like when Ralphie gets so mad at school bully Farkas that he knocks him down and beats him silly, while uttering profanities, MOST of which are unintelligible. Similar to a hyperspasm, but with physical violence added.
by jamjonnyjam December 23, 2012
Get the Called farkas a nipplemug. When you feel something is calling you forward, you know that Something is urging you, and to do so would be at your Soul's peril.
by collinka October 30, 2021
Get the Calling You Forwardmug.