Brandon is a hoe.
by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019
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A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye
by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025
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Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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