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BAD BITCHES

the "BAD BITCHES" are bitches dont give a FUCK, so girl you are a bad bitch, even if your a boy YOU STILL A BAD BITCH periodt
man i love being in the BAD BITCHES club
by and thats on periodt love November 2, 2019
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Surfing bitches

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.
by elleydown June 9, 2020
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Kennett bitchez

Kennett girls usually have no rights and can't wear clothes correctly without getting frustrated and rushing to the snack bar to get hot cheetos.

They can't hold a conversation and expect you to start every little thing with them. Hence why kennett bitchez are irrelevant and kennett men go for any other girl from any other school.
You heard about those kennett bitchez? They can't do shit correctly!
by From the kennett community of September 22, 2020
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Bizzotic Bitches

A bizzare gathering of exotic bitches (women from different places from around the world) that are brought together through inconvenience in their lives but find comfort in each other.
Talking with my bizzotic bitches about how shit life is right now
by Colourfulchalkk October 3, 2020
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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
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krispy bitches

who are the best people on stan twitter? the krispy bitches. exactly
by nadia qjqjqjqhwhw February 24, 2021
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