by Rzsty May 25, 2023
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
I cant handle this political bullshit anymore, I feel like I'm going to have a Spaziodal attack right now
by Guban February 18, 2012
When you feed your partner mac and cheese during loud sex, so mac and cheese noises are coming from both ends of her.
Last night we were running late, so instead of having dinner and then sex, I gave ger the Double Ended Mac Attack
by CatAttack420 October 18, 2022
To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina
Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress
Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress
by Syringe Gun Enjoyer December 01, 2024
The feeling when you're about to go to a social event by yourself and then get paralyzed at the thought of looking lonely and pathetic so you blast invites to anyone who might be available.
Andy must have been hit with a planic attack because he just invited me to this movie that starts in three minutes.
by NeverVisit727 September 07, 2018
by velociraptor girlie January 04, 2023