Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

"Sexuality" made up by transphobes, as an excuse when someone calls them transphobic for saying: "I could never date a trans women/men, because they aren't afab/amab.
Nobody is telling you that you HAVE to date trans people, but claiming you're not straight if you like trans people is transphobic.
Straight people don't get hate, beaten up, kicked out of the house because of who they are!!!
"Super Straights" literally USE N@ZIS SYMBOL and they DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!!!
If you're offended by this, you're the problem.

Normal person: "Tell me you never felt the touch of women, without actually telling me you never felt the touch of women".
Social reject: "Of I'm "super straight".

by YourSwaggySugarMommy March 11, 2021

Super Straight

A n@zi movement that’s very transphobic. Also known as the nor/mals, aka men that have a pisskink

“I’m super straight and proud”
“Thanks for telling me, I’ll block you now since i don’t support transphobic n@zi’s”

by Ninaxdondai March 10, 2021

straight or curved

Referring to whether a mans penis is straight, or if it’s curved

Emily: I had sex with Ryan last night
Phoebe: was it straight or curved?
Emily: It was curved

by Isabel perez November 18, 2019

Straight as a whistle

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

by silkyshush January 10, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

straight doodoo

a term from the legendary SoundCloud rapper "Lil'Skeet" referring to something awful or unacceptable.

You:*looses at snake game*
Lil'Skeet: MANS YOU'RE STRAIGHT DOODOO

by Lil'paw September 12, 2018