Noah

Noah, also called Atze, is a friend who pulls out a gun if shit happens.

Guy 1: Brat, give me the money
Guy 2: No fucking way, Noah come over.
Girl 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: Omg

by BigTPump March 8, 2022

noah

he watches porn... but he dont even jerk off to it, what a weirdo

kid: look at this porn vid
noah: its good
kid: bro u are the only one here not jeking off
noah:... ehhh
kid: bruh

by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023

Noah Rain

A small reference to the story of Noah and his arc found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God planned to flood the earth with rain and instructed Noah to build an arc to survive.

Noah Rain: Raining hard as crap, to the point where it is hard to drive, hard to see out of windows, and potentially causes flooding.

"Damn, this is like Noah Rain right now. I cant even see the road." rain storm SHOWERS

by DawnMay May 27, 2014

Noah

The strongest and cutest person you will ever meet, if he is your friend, K.I.T, if he is your boyfriend, marry him, he is strong, he has perverted humor but isn't a perv, he is multi-trick pony he never stops surprising his friends, and he is the best person ever

"Wow every girl just Immediately went for him"
"Yep that's Noah for you"

by Elizabith is good March 13, 2021

Noah Joseph Rust

Noah Joseph Rust is an autistic monkey who's not locked in at school and is failing with all F grades

Noah Joseph Rust touched my willie

by NekoNeo March 14, 2025

Noah

Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.

Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.

by Big PP Faizan February 8, 2024

noah dfd

Noah est quelqu'un qui donne de son temps pour faire sourire les gens. Alors certes, il a un humour mal placé, mais c'est tellement bête que ça fait rire. De temps à autre, il est aussi surprenant. D'un coup dans les moments où on ne s'y attend pas, il nous sort un truc ptn d'intelligent. Il a également une curiosité étrange pour les psychopathes (mais c'est un intérêt spécial que je partage.). Il a beau apprécier ces histoires réelles, il n'essaye pas de se créer des problèmes dans sa vie. C'est quelqu'un à qui on peut se confier si on désire une réponse sincère est bien attentionné. On peut être nous-même sans qu'il ne vienne juger notre passé. Ça ne veut pas dire qu'il n'aime pas le gossip! Noah aime plaire, peut-être par raison égoïste, mais au moins, il montre des petites attentions qui font rougir. Enplus de tout ça Noah est grand. Très grand. Trop grand.

Oh Noah dfd viens on ken

by Tabiche October 3, 2023