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0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.
Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2023
mugGet the 0 secondsmug.
Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and seven great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-quadruple-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
mugGet the irregular-quadruple-second-cousinmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Remmission Artistry Starts At Three Nano Seconds And Ends In Five Minutes. DO Not Confuse Time Lapses ANd Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise. Start YOur Remission<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

5 Second Crush

When you're not initially attracted to a person, but then they do something that is attractive and you're attracted to them in the moment but then later on you don't feel the same way and you're not that attracted to them anymore.
girl: wow I didn't like him before but he's so cute!

1 hour later

girl: I feel nothing towards him. I guess it was just a 5 Second Crush
by 5 second crush March 14, 2016
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three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm
Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder
by River King August 11, 2016
mugGet the three secondermug.
Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-double-second-cousin
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
mugGet the irregular-double-second-cousinmug.

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