Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.

"Please dont beat me again matt."

by La9Gag January 19, 2020

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 05, 2022

Matt

People who think milkshake is the name of Shakespeare.

'Matt: what's his name? milkshake?'
'Tony: Do you mean Shakespeare?'
'Matt: wow omg!! how'd you know?'
'Tony: I watch Josh otunsoya *evil laugh*'

by Tony at the funky January 18, 2022

Matt

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-

basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.

by melzy1 June 23, 2021

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by November 23, 2021

Matt

Matt is a character from the fangame Dayshift at Freddy’s (DSAF) trilogy. Matt is a creepy virgin with a creepy smile that everyone hates. He will sell you anything for faztokens. Make sure to be careful around Matt as his virgin-ness is very contagious.

Example: Matt has a shit eating smile

by CloverWes August 02, 2022

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 04, 2019