Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
Get the foot fungusmug. A foot hustler is a connoisseur of the foot game. They've got it and you want it! #foothustlers legit!
by Tarantelia May 1, 2022
Get the foot hustlersmug. when your bare feet have been collecting all of the debris on the dirty floor. at the end of the day u sit on the bed and rub your feet together to get rid of all of your foot sugar that has been collected from that day.
me: for fuck sakes hayley you forgot to rub your foot sugar before getting in bed
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*
me: you dense arse
by assmuncher360 May 4, 2020
Get the Foot sugarmug. You don't wanna hook up with that guy. He's a dirty foot slayer.
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?
Ima slay me some dirty foot sluts tonight ya'll.
Who's down to slay some dirty foot?
by Lil Mama Mild Sauce January 17, 2025
Get the dirty foot slayermug. The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
Get the The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....mug. 
Dang, Marth! You look like you've lost 20 pounds after playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy! Whiskers, too!
My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.
My cat was so damn fat until he started playing with the Feline Foot 'n Joy.
by Hydrobrew May 13, 2011
Get the Feline Foot 'n Joymug.