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Tony Science

A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day
What is Tony Science?
The best science, it will definitely work

"A humorous term used during nights out to describe the often surprisingly effective, improvised problem-solving or decision-making approach of someone named Tony. When a tricky or chaotic situation arises—whether it's navigating a club queue, resolving a group disagreement, or figuring out how to get everyone home—Tony's solution, no matter how unconventional, is dubbed Tony Science due to its uncanny success. This is not to be confused with Nick Science, which refers to similarly attempted solutions by Nick, usually resulting in more chaos or poor outcomes.

A definition made in honour of his wedding day"
by Sparrow 10/05/2025 May 8, 2025
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Tony

A guy with a small cock. Radiating small cock energy.
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Tony Stark

Hym "Tony Stark isn't self-made. He's a byproduct of nepotism and in one of the later storylines it's revealed that he is also the byproduct of some kind of deal with Mephisto and he's actually a clone of the Strak's real more intelligent son who was crippled at birth and lived in a basement his entire life."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2025
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Toni

I LOVE TONI SO MUCH, ID DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING FOR HER OML, I NEED HER TO BE MINE, LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING IF I CANT HAVE TONI
Luv you toni-me
by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025
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Tony

Tony's have the sexiest voice you'll ever hear. Very likely to be tall. A well-groomed man. A force to be reconned with. Tries to scare you and sometimes succeeds. Very lovely but can also can be an asshat. Will ask you why yours thighs are out everywhere if you're wearing ripped jeans. Has thunderthighs himself. Will ask you to arm wrestle.
Friend: Hey Tony, wanna come hang out.

Tony: *in low voice* yeah of course bbg.
by tsham April 5, 2024
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Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.
"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."
by pieguyinub April 17, 2024
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