by Your every day guy March 28, 2023
Get the Womanmug. P1: Hey, why are you acting all emotional and sad
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
P2: I got my employee review. My evaluation says I got an attitude problem, which cost me my annual raise
P1: But they gave you feedback about how to fix that right?
P2: yeah!
P1: Well, then WOMAN UP! As a woman, you MUST exude strength always! So With Ovaries, Master this accentuated (highlighted) negative you received under pressure! They just told you how to get your money up! So go get your money up!
P2: True! Thanks for flipping that around; instead of pouting, I'm planning!
by Liqr1 August 14, 2021
Get the Woman Upmug. Sam: Damn, I want a woman...
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
Jack: Why? Slut.
Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off
Jack: exactly what a slut is.
Sam: FINE.
by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024
Get the Womanmug. by Knosemore October 3, 2022
Get the Woman-splainingmug. Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025
Get the White woman musicmug. The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
Get the woman countmug. If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
Man "Ok!"
Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😐
Man and Woman 🤨🤨
Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"
Woman "...... What the hell was that?"
Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
Get the Womanmug.