bag time

when you are in your feels

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time

by alwaysinmybagtime May 7, 2018

mo-time

a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where

I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.

by Mothepro123 June 12, 2007

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019

Turkey Time

The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.

"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"

"Nope"

"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

uber time

The amount of time it takes to travel to a location in an Uber (or similar service).

Gwen: Hey, we are drinking at Rico's. When are you getting here ?
Jamie: Just leaving work, will get there in uber time.

by Neil_G June 3, 2016

Closing Time

A part at the end of every work day, it's an excuse to play Semisonic's hit named 'Closing Time' which became popular because of the movie 'Friends With Benefits'. Normally the song is played in a dramatic style such as a meaningful exit. An example is at a High-School graduation, as the song 'Closing Time' may have a deeper meaning to some as moving onto a new place and leaving the old. Either that or it's used ironically, however the song is quite catchy.

An example, an office building at 8:00PM
*Closing Time starts*
Bill: "Who the hell is playing that?"
Kyle: "It's Steve, he plays that every damn time we close up..."
Steve: *Chanting to the tune of Closing Time* "I know who I want to take me home, take me home!"

by Captain_Irony November 18, 2016