by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023
Get the The Rock Tribunal mug.Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.
Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."
The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."
The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."
1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.
2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.
2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
Get the rock sampler mug.Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
Get the Bryan The Rock mug.Neo-rock or negatively refered to as Beard rock (due to most musicans garnering long hair and beards) is a music genre currently developing in the USA, UK & Australia, mainly in response to the growing staleness, self-indulgence and over-saturation of indie rock bands which has been the only rock movement since the end of Post-punk revival and New rave of the 2000's. Typical instruments in the genre consist of Guitar, Bass, Drums, Woodwind, Ashbory Bass along with some other less commonly used instruments with regular inclusion of vocal harmonies. Seminal albums that influenced the genre in particular are At Filmore East by the Allman Brothers Band, UFO by Jim Sullivan and Fresh Cream by Cream. Neo-rock's main sound is most commonly compared to that of late 60's Hard rock bands like Cream or Blue Cheer although this is accompanied by an apprecation for more melodic and harmonious late 60's californian acts like The Mamas & The Papas. The fashion of choice in Neo-rock is a fairly casual look with jeans, boots, and an occasional pop culture referencing t-shirt. the genre's stylistic origins are deeply rooted in that of the late 60's counter culture movement, along with early 70's blues rock artists such as lynryd skynrd, neil young, and the allman brothers band. other less common influences on the genre are: Post-punk, Shoegazing, Psychedelic Rock, Progressive Rock, Math Rock, Post-rock, Krautrock, Ostrock, Art rock, Freak Folk, Stoner rock, Sunshine pop, Psychedelic pop.
Thad: "man some arctic monkeys would be go down a treat right now".
Greg: "you need to get into some Neo-rock man, this isnt 2006 anymore, hang on i'm gonna put some on, this is a brilliant playlist".
Thad: "awww dude this is too heavy, and they all look like hobo's with those beards".
Greg: "you need to get into some Neo-rock man, this isnt 2006 anymore, hang on i'm gonna put some on, this is a brilliant playlist".
Thad: "awww dude this is too heavy, and they all look like hobo's with those beards".
by J-swallow March 10, 2014
Get the Neo-rock mug.When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
by 501 Massive May 21, 2015
Get the Marriage Rock mug.When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....
The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
Get the Cock rocked mug.the sexual act of a man covering one's penile shaft with the scrotum. the man's concave balls then resemble uluru, the largest rock located in Australia.
by dopoe09 February 18, 2019
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