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rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitely not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is impossible.

(originated from jimmy's brain in the MrBeast video "7 Days Stranded In A Cave")
Jimmy: These rocks trap the heat here and block the pee from the rocks above.
Mack: It's not pee.
Jimmy: What do I call it?
Mack: I don't know, maybe rain or something.
Jimmy: But it's not rain. It's rock. Hey, point it up, do you see clouds? No. You see rocks. It's not rain.
Karl: Rock-pee.
Jimmy: Rock-pee.
Mack: Rock-pee, fine.
Jimmy: All right, it's rock-pee.
by Cry Liberals August 17, 2024
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pee pee poo poo

i get it. you have nothing to do so you search up pee pee poo poo in urban dictionary. i was as bored as you making this submission. i know you searched pee and poo before this. go do something.
hey i wanna sound like a 9 year old
PEE PEE POO POO
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Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022
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Sweet Pee

verb

(informal) of a woman to touch yourself.

ORIGIN
early 21st century: from English, a combination of the phrase "sweet pea", an informal term of endearment for a woman, and the word "pee". The current sense may also refer to a woman's private area being called a "pea" in English vulgar slang.
I was sweet peeing in the shower because my husband can't get it up anymore | I understand we all sweet-pee sometimes, but you were doing it for five hours!
by shit, the crayon consumer January 24, 2025
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It's me orange-pee

The greeting you'll receive from a deranged orange dinosaur who's interested in nothing but snaggering on others.
"It's me orange-pee, doing a little snagger - yeah, yeah, yeah!"
by MylesH November 2, 2019
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pee wee herman soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
by E-Town13 August 5, 2018
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