Bro' Hoes

Male platonic friends you spend time with more than spending time with your girlfriend.

Girlfriend speaking: "You spend way too much time with your Bro' Hoes it's like you're dating THEM!"

by CtlAltDlt March 19, 2009

bro-neutral

Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.

Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.

by Beccaaaa72 December 12, 2015

thot bro

Your nigga that gets all the ratchet ass,ugly hoes but tries to make you feel like you have no bitches

Terry is such a thot bro. He thinks because he eat all that fishy coochie, that he can tell me my pull game weak.

by Thatfunnynigga May 26, 2015

bro-wife

That dude that's man enough to be your but fem enough to be your wife at the same time. He can drink beer and suck a mean dick.

"Hey man, let's grab a beer and watch the game. Afterwards, I'll make dinner for us later."

"Damn dude, you're a real bro-wife."

by Wicked Rooster October 17, 2022

Over-Bro

noun 1. An Alpha Bro that holds dominion of other lesser bros within his social sphere.

As the Over-Bro entered the night club, the other bros parted to let him walk to the bar.

by JMgreek February 17, 2022

bro-watch

The act of watching a previously recorded movie, TV show or sporting event with your friends when you each remain in your own homes and synchronize your DVDs to play simultaneously.

Simon: Are you going over to Nick's place to watch last night's game with him?
John: Nah, we both recorded it, I'm gonna stay home and we're gonna bro-watch it.

by Ike Stockton July 20, 2015

The Revolution of Bro

The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015