Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
Get the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug. A response to encountering a difficulty
by Matgh42 April 1, 2023
Get the Bad Jammug. Laura: Did you know that John is into SM relationships?
Susan: Yeah, He's was my jam-whore for a long time.
Susan: Yeah, He's was my jam-whore for a long time.
by Foot Bitch May 21, 2019
Get the Jam-whoremug. An inhabitant of Workington, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Workington used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.
by Raccoon Hands October 28, 2021
Get the Jam eater/smug. by Jam you February 20, 2021
Get the Jam youmug. by daveknows December 19, 2008
Get the jam tightmug. by p00piep4nts November 19, 2021
Get the jam jarsmug.