Gay Christmas

Another word for pride month aka June

Happy Gay Christmas!
Its Gay Christmas Baby!

by Not all who wonder are lost June 4, 2022

Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.

Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you

by S0900 December 10, 2018

The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well

Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4

by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022

Merry Christmas

Verb: An ex or otherwise estranged person has made contact with a seasonal greeting, apropos of nothing but the holidays, as an attempt to enter correspondence where none would otherwise exist.

I guess Sancho hasn't tried to merry christmas me because he's blocked on everything (even mail).

by juwdan December 27, 2023