writin' stick

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil

Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK

by Chad July 21, 2004

Stick in the mud

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

Disciprine Stick

Not to be confused with "Discipline Stick", Disciprine stick provides intense Disciprine coverage everywhere, and in chinese. When your pal is working out, and wants to quit, you just grab your disciprine stick and smacks him wherever you please. When smacking, you shall always utter the word "DISCIPRINE!", and commense smacking. If your friend does not want to continue training, you shall say "Peu Nun Chu", meaning "The Spirit of The Dragon is With You".

"Dude, i can't do this, it's just too hard!"
*SMACK! "DISCIPRINE! DISCIPRINE! DISCIPRINE!"
"No, seriously, i can't do this!"
*SMACK! "Peu Nun Chu, young grasshoppah, Peu Nun Chu."
DISCIPRINE!

Disciprine stick r00lez

by ChittyWok September 9, 2009

Gizm Stick

When the joystick to your xbox controller is stuck and is tough to move around, as if somone has gizzed all inside it.

Damnit, i got the controller with the gizm stick, now i cant kill your ass in halo.

Man, were you using the vibrate to masturbate again, cause this controller's got the gizm stick.

by mayz October 19, 2004

turd on a stick

A piece of crap on a stick that is perfect for eatting.

I just found a turd on a stick.

by smeezekitty May 11, 2010

scissor sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Rayneesha and Star were engaging in hot lesbian action until Star's ex dike lover showed up and kicked Rayneesha's hot box with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge6969 January 13, 2009

swizle stick

(noun)- A twisted stick normaly used to stir drinks but if the one holding the "swizle stick" is anoyed enough it turns in to a thret of shoving it down the other's pee hole.

"If you don't pay me for those drinks, I'm going to shove this here swizle stick down your pee hole"

by Deidreck April 26, 2009