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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
mugGet the Pipe down Midget!mug.

Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.
I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!
by Leebosss June 15, 2022
mugGet the Pipe dreammug.

Poo piping

Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo
by Herbie August 4, 2022
mugGet the Poo pipingmug.

Stove pipe

When you miss the vagina and enter the butthole.
I stove piped that Girl lastnight she didn't appreciate it.
by Piping April 16, 2022
mugGet the Stove pipemug.

Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow
Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024
mugGet the Uilleann Pipingmug.

Pipe

Type of wording teenagers use when trying to get the d they think it’s sounds gangster
Guy-ayo shawty lemme pipe
Girl-I think you got stank DICK but I’m down
mugGet the Pipemug.

Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english
"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"
by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025
mugGet the Khasakstani crack pipemug.

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