Toilet

A bowl you-Eh you know what I'm just gonna stop here.

Moooooooommmm I dropped your phone in the toilet.

by madog7864 & gameluver November 20, 2019

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DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN

Sour: DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
Dogtaro:DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMA

by DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TI January 8, 2024

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Skibidi toilet

A horrible piece of shit cartoon about toilets singing made by an extremely racist piece of shit the entire audience is 1-9 year olds and pedophiles

Toddler: I love skibidi toilet
Pedophile:Oh my god I love it too...

by W4XZ-CH1LDD December 24, 2023

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Toilet act

The act of defecation. To pass solid waste. Dropping the kids off at the pool. Splashdown. Giving birth to a live eel. Reverse sodomy.

The intruder performed a vile toilet act upon the Secretary's Chair and Cushion before leaving the scene of the crime.

by The Boston Sausage Strangler August 14, 2019

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Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018

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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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