shit and surf

The act of using your laptop and browsing the internet whilst also using the toilet.

guy 1 on msn: hey man, wuu2?
guy 2: just having a shit and surf
guy 1: thats foul. lemme know when your off the bog, then i might reconsider our friendship.
guy 2: thats a bit harsh...
guy 1: WELL LIFES HARSH, DEAL WITH IT.
guy 2: *cries*

by eeeisforellen June 29, 2009

Shit Tash

This is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...

First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill but rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"

by WiLLo May 6, 2004

vampire shit

Taking a shit with the lights off

"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom

by Phackoff June 22, 2016

shit jungler

when someone can't jungle for shit

Jim from next door is such a shit jungler, he inted 0/15 in my b4 promos

by Jim3374 August 13, 2017

Quick Shit

An expression used by many people before exiting a pre- game, usually used by people who have not shit earlier that day.

Andrew: Yo we are gonna leave

Ralph: Alright let me take a quick shit

by swagboy1738 August 21, 2016

shit splash

That nasty eruption of toilet water that hits your ass after a shit dives into the toilet.

You may or may not feel shit splash if you just ate at Cici's Pizza (diarreah).

Also, if you piss before shitting, you will get the shit splash and piss combo.

by UP AND ATOM April 10, 2015

shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.

"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."

by bTreezy February 13, 2007