My self

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019

my boyi

South African, well known in the Southern suburbs of Cape Town and with law students. Derived from "my boy" meaning my friend/pal/buddy. It can be used in association with "you legend!", "my china!" and "boet!"

1) Dylan is my boyi, you are my girl!
2) Hey my boyi, you wanna catch the game this arvi?

by PLT June 17, 2010

my balls!

Shouted by a person with a testicles after they are hit in them . Preceded or succeeded by groaning , moaning , grunting , sqeauling and /of crying , while clutching the scrotum overhand or underhand . Eyes may bulge wide and go cross eyed as well.

Woman kicks man in the the testicles*
Man doubles over clutches his crotch 😯😦😮😲😫😱” My BALLS!”

by Decemberguy February 12, 2019

to my dome

To my self, on my own, no one elses help.

"I drank 2 40's to my dome."

by Kaylee Wilford March 30, 2007

In my Pants...

The new thats what she said, but in my pants. To be said fast after the sentance

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Blacked Eye Peas: Cause tonights gonna be a good good night!I got a Feelin

Me:In my pants...

by Isityet May 24, 2011

My Princess

Part 1. My Princess is the Most amazing girl in the universe and that is to say the least. she is kind, smart, goofy, pretty, cute, adorable but above all that she is absolutely beyond perfect, she won't believe you when you tell her but part of you knows it makes her happy. she is shy at first but once you get to know her a whole new side opens up that will leave you in awe. when you talk to her your heart melts and your chest gets all fuzzy. when she sends you pictures rarely of herself nothing makes sense in the world because you get to see such a beautiful girl, even if she doesn't believe it>: / when she says I love you everything else in the world melts away but her and she is the only person who makes you love her more than anything else. when she laughs it brings an instant smile to your face because knowing she is happy is one of the best feelings you could have. My Princess also has big dick energy and balls that drag 7 miles behind her that's how big they are. also loves to hear you moan. she will make you get jealous when anyone else talks to her or has her attention and you only want her, you need her. she is someone that you didn't know you could live without until you got to know her and once you do she will become your everything

My Princess Is my everything and she will forever have my Love, support, heart, and moans.

by Khaos kittens July 26, 2022

My luck

Garbage

my luck is garbage

by myserl June 27, 2021