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Tacobell Taco

A measurement unit of perceived heat equal to the amount of burning sensation created by a Tacobell Taco going through your asshole.
Summer in Dubai is like a thousand Tacobell tacos except instead of it just burning your asshole, they burns everywhere.
by Slingingcats August 21, 2013
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Taco Charlton

The true definition has been lost and exagerated over time. Originated from Irish immigrants in the 1890s. All that is known is that it involves the human anus and tap shoes. It's a popular activity in Michigan.
Aunt Belinda decided to stay the night on Thanksgiving. When she fell asleeep, I gave her a Taco Charlton as revenge.
by Chief Pun November 26, 2016
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tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other
1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."
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taco cannon

His taco cannon slid right in and shot in her taco.
by adotcum February 23, 2015
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Holo Taco

A holo taco is... well. Hm.
Lemme explain holo first.
Holo is short for holographic, which is something shiny that can come in any colour or form, that when light is reflected off it, it shines rainbow MAGIC SHIT!
Or for the idiots:
Holo: holographic glitter
Taco: a simply nailogical (Cristine with no ‘h’) abbreviation for top coat.

Or, holo taco could mean simply’s new nail polish line! It’s beautiful cristine I own one
Now let’s add a hOlO tAcO to seal it allll in!
by SquishySuperStar August 11, 2019
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Cheesy Taco

When a man ejaculate inside a woman's anus shortly after taking a shit and not wiping
Dave: my gf got shit all over me after that Cheesy Taco I gave her
Carl: Ew.
by CreamiCream February 10, 2021
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missed the taco

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.
by kalikat35 February 22, 2015
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