Jersey Year

When you’re age is the same as the jersey number you wore, that’s your Jersey Year.

She was excited about the promise of her Jersey Year because of the affinity she had always had with 22.

by TruthTom November 16, 2020

Jersey Gang

A bike gang in New Jersey, Runnemede. Consists of children who can’t count past 5 and can barely stand a popeye’s biscuit.

“ There goes the Jersey Gang again. They’re the reason why instructions exists on Shampoo. “

by boogbagooa April 3, 2021

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck

Using your fist, you prolapse your sexual partners anus, then give said prolapsed anus a blowy.

Fuck you bro, I gave your sister a good old fashioned South Jersey Suck 'N Fuck last night.

by Bbslimm January 4, 2021

parsippany New Jersey

This town is the definition of suburban h*ll. The text book definition

Parsippany New Jersey is urban hell

by Yellowfang42266 September 7, 2021

New jersey giants

Dog food

I'm feeding my dog the new jersey giants tonight

by B1chesIoI October 25, 2023