Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Max Design Pro

A youtube content farm which everyone who edges to.

"I edge to you, Max Design Pro!"

by Max Design Pro January 18, 2024

Max

Leaving without saying “Be right back” or leaving randomly

What did he do? “He did a Max”

by TheRealSpoon March 2, 2023

Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by anonymous December 9, 2021

max

someone who thinks they are right all the time and thinks “elle” is pronounced as “ellie”, when it is in fact, NOT.

“max sucks”

by maxhateclub June 28, 2023

Max H

Skinny af and plays football

"That guy is such a Max H"

by kirilg April 6, 2022