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Max

Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)
hey who is the best person to be with?

that would be Max
by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021
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Max

A bloke who is maxed out on all the good qualities.

Max looks, max wit, max charm, max chest hair, max ability to make you smile, deserving of max amount of xoxo's, the absolute max amount of crayons you can fit into one box, max persuasion to convince you lettuce belongs on fajitas, max memories to be made. Basically, someone who could easily max out your heart.
Girls, particularly one girl from Louisiana, really had absolutely no chance when it came to Max. She is doomed and can't help but to max-fancy such a smart, handsome, funny, sweet, thoughtful, all around knock your knickers off bloke.
by raginlittlecajun June 9, 2021
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Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis
"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
by Goonforce June 5, 2024
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Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %
Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat
by John Klerr December 5, 2024
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Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)
mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?
by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023
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Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.
Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself
by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019
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Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.
Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.
by gangster definitons March 19, 2024
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