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Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
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Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.
by EndlessMe November 14, 2019
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Matt Hughes

Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.
Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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matt hurley

omg he's so sexy i wish he was matt hurley
by nickisacoolkid March 8, 2017
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matt henning

A 100% gay boi who still like pussy and only pussy... he hangs out with mostly girl’s and one faggot , he’s never touched his cock but still list to bust a nut every day
“Is Matt gay”
“No he’s just special “
Matt Henning

is the gayest straight person in the world
by Joemamma52636 October 17, 2019
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matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.
This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt
by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019
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MATT MAN

The absolute unit we needed he is extremely hot and has a Pringle can sized cock and gets all the bitches he is accompanied by too side kicks xavien and august
When I was sad I needed matt man
by Ar3bel August 6, 2022
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